It hurts because it mattered.– John Green (via badasschris)
Taking my drunk friend home
“On average, there are 7 people in the world that look similar to you.” omg bless you all I hope you’re all okay I’m so sorry omg no
When I’m drunk and with my best friend i know that if you decide this is worth your time i should walk away from this for underestimating me. but when sobriety tries to shine through the clouds of intoxication i just think of how great things were before this summer semester.
Make up your fucking mind already.
The Perks of Being a Wallflower is officially...
digital or my physical The Perks of Being a Wallflower book its all good
Cosmo sex tip #367
While having sex, suddenly stop before she reaches orgasm and say “And none for gretchen weiners, bye” and walk out of the room.
blua: Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
When I try to diet